Sir Silky's boogie report of Gibraltar

Hi Jaker,

While you were away, I had the opportunity to support a tandem dealer of ours with a demo weekend in Ventura. Having scouted this area previously, I had my minds-eye focused squarely on an ascent of Gibraltar. I first heard about this climb back in '92 while swapping routes/rides with the collegiate team from UCSB. I allocated just enough time Friday to get this guy done. I sniffed around online and discovered a winding, hilly approach through the foothills; tons of twists, turns, up and downs. I think I racked up 2k in 'ele prior to hitting the foot of the beast! I hunkered down, found the comfortable cookie and spun for well over an hour. I shot a photo of my Garmin; it took me 2.5 hours to cover 24 miles! Indeed, turns out those 2.5 hours were about 6k in vert gain. Sweet satisfaction. I shot some snaps with the "right tool for the job" at the summit, spun around, and slid downhill. The views East were particularly stunning.

Check out the Garmin data; http://connect.garmin.com/activity/326565234#

Here's some "rider notes" on Gibraltar; http://www.toughascent.com/blog/2010/06/05/santa-barbara-gibraltar-road-climb/

Looking forward to pedaling with you soon.

Steel WÜl Trivia - "Remember the Alamo"

Question: Who are these two junior racers and what boogie did they just finish?

Answer: Kevin Livingston and Jan Neal.

Hint: They both eventually turned pro and one of them road the TdF many times.He also pedaled with Postal, Cofidas, Telekom, Saturn, Spirit of St Luis. The other one road for Saturn and was hit by a car in the Tour of Mexico with Clark Sheehan and was evidently a SF bike messenger at one point.

We fought our own battle that day in the sweltering heat not unlike Davy Crockett at the Alamo. Hincapie finished that day only wearing a chamois. 

Corisca in 26 months, can you hear me now?

Steel WÜl pulled off a recon mission to Corsica to inspect the first three stages of the 2013 TdF. I hope those sprinters have been doing their climbing homework because the stage that cuts through Corte is going to split the field like a Corsican knife through wild boar sausage. Here is how we did it:

Step 1 - cultivate a disliking for AT&T

Step 2 - realize that AT&T will survive without your $125 per month 

Step 3 - pick your jaw up off the floor after you realize that 125 x 12 = $1500

Step 4 - discover that Air France will get you to Corsica for $1100 from SFO

Step 5 - complete the math equation: no cell phone bill + 26 months = 3 tickets to Corsica

Step 6 - find a large glass jar to collect monies (preferably a Martinelli cider jar)

Step 7 - live 26 months...stress free sans cell phones
Step 8 - be willing to sleep in a 350 year old stone cabin with an outdoor kitchen and shower

Bonus Step - provide emergency medicine to an unconscious passenger in seat 44B at 36,000' above Reykjavik Iceland and receive one extra cup of orange juice, a free headset, and two small packages of "cakes". Oh yea...and two complimentary round trip tickets on Air France. 

view from cottage

below cottage

Piana

Portu

Bonifacio

Spelunca Bridge

Stage 3 of the TdF

6000 year old Megaliths

Corsican boar sausage

For the record: Greg Shapleigh's former Corsican teammate was correct - Corsica does have better roads, mountains, climate, beaches, food, mountaineering, cycling, and scenery. We will return in 26 months to entertain this idea- GR20 .

George Meyer - Hornitos Ca

I had to think on my feet, rely on my memory, and use some verbal-judo to win over George this year. He entertained (verbally eviscerated) the group last year as we sat on the curb in front of his barn. We chatted about the inevitable early fire season, Sacramento politics and cycling shorts. 

Giro / Steel WÜl Spring Sportive

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Someone created a monster - DP was an Olympic caliber long distance swimmer for 20 years, he recently turned to road cycling, his kids are now in school 8 hours a day, he has "mandatory" physical training while protecting our state beaches four days a week, he has his own siogner acupuncturist as a spouse and he is eligible for retirement in 4.5 years. Come on Dan, with that line up you no longer need to look over your shoulder on the steep stuff because...you've done dropped them all.

For the record: Dan was chasing  SF Mash rider Dominic "Steve" Giovani for the unofficial KOM

I don't concider it a gate, I like to think of it as a filter

Backyard Boogie with a twist

Thor Hushovd's little brother is flying...

Boca Dam Boogie Cross Country - 1986

We found this little jem at Grandma WÜleur's house. Jeff Hoover was kind enough to give me those bull moose bars. These were the days when mountain bikers were more concerned with having enough water verses having enough "extreme" speed. I can't remember if this was before or after Matt (Kissinger) and I got exposed to giardia. We kept things pretty simple that summer all we needed were our- Chuck Taylors, vuarnet sunglasses, fanny packs, suntour shifters, chain tool, crochet gloves, and cheese whiz & crackers. Matt is now a petroleum engineer in Azerbaijan via Alaska. Oh to be 5' 9" & 130 lbs again.

Giardia Lamblia in all its glory

Steel WÜl Trivia - Sep Wolf

Question: What BMX track is this and what year?

Hint: Sep and I probably just finished watching the original Red Dawn, had a couple of pop tarts, and Mary Lou Retton was already a house hold name and folks just started planning for a large "festival" in Vancouver. 

Red Dawn

Pop Tarts 

Mary Lou Retton 

I'm So Glad as well

Jack Bruce still sounds damn good.

Shocks were designed for people who need shocks

Word on the street is that Mt Larry Hibbard was feeling kind and opted to race the "fast" age group at the CCCX Fort Ord in stead of embarrassing his contemporaries. Unfortunately for those folks 15 years his junior, he still issued a good old fashion ass whooping and added another Gold Medal to his collection. When I asked him how he won he simply said, "Some dude was chasing me-and I never let him catch me". This race did finish with a gnarly downhill section, kinda makes you wonder about over-suspensionization of our bicycles.


For the record:
The cycling gods were out in force as they issued him hwy 395 as a number. Larry road his mountain bike from Santa Cruz to Mammoth for a World Cup Race.

Meet Your Maker - Santa Cruz - April 13th

Come on out an support / mingle with your local builders. If we play our cards right, we'll probably even get dropped by some of them...

Pop Warner is too dangerous - Pop Wheelie is great

Sean Co's son is silky smooth as he negotiates some beautiful terrain. If you were to recalculate the size of that boulder he kicked loose in relation to his size, it would roughly be the size of a yoga ball to an adult. A dad who takes him to paradise for mountain bike rides and a National TT Champion for a mom - look out world!

Ball Mauler 2013 - at least half of it is downhill..

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The Ball Mauler

Alexi...It wasn't my idea, but you have to admit...

Ok...today I will come clean and admit to a prank that I was in on involving Alexi Grewal twenty two years ago. Let me set the stage for you.  I was seventeen and flanked by Justin Morgan, Chris Bauman, Simone Giachino, Tyler Kettenberg, Hans Bielat, Adam Riemer, and Chad Gerlach (enough said). We were in Wyoming for the 91' Casper Classic. I believe it all started with Justin launching bottle rockets out of the hotel window into the parking lot after the prologue.

Alexi tested positive prior to Casper and blamed it on a twelve pack of poppy seed muffins he ate before a race. We were in the same hotel as Coors Light and after a couple of stages we noted that Alexi happened to be staying on our floor. Word had spread through the peloton regarding Alex's affinity towards poppy seed muffins.

Our tomfoolery started off with some old fashion door bell ditching where we would leave him a twelve  pack of mini poppy seed muffins. The elevator rides started to get a little nerve racking as I was pretty sure he suspected the California juniors. At this point, his defense was common knowledge in the cycling world. Like clockwork, the muffins would show up everyday at his hotel room door. After a while we were leaving poppy seed muffins in the elevator, front lobby, stairwell, and ashtrays.

Alexi had a unique view of bicycle racing. He once said the only reason he races is that it is so damn easy. His 84' Olympic gold medal is still the greatest finish in cycling history regardless as to what he was on.

For the record:
The last time I saw Alexi was in 94' after the Mike Nields Memorial Stage Race in Colorado. We were out training in Ward and a skeleton of a man flew out of a dusty trail-head on a lugged Serrota onto the road in front of us. He took one look back and dropped us immediately.

Casper Classic

tomfoolery...

birds-eye view of Wayne Morgan grabbing a $1000 crowd prime

Simone, Justin, Jake, & Chris

Alexi the tactician & Bauer
LA games 84'

► 6:38► 6:38

Acrophobia: fear of pedaling in Hitchcock country...

...without a mussette bag full of Nutella 

        

the approach to Henrieta Peak

the crux...

calling all greyhounds- (Dain & Carmi), the road has turned skyward....wait for me at the top

Normally I don't engage, but today was different...

I did what any road cyclist would do after being floored by the infamous Santa Cruz Rhino Virus for the last few weeks - I chipped out a solo ride in the mountains, found two new roads, pedaled to my daughters latest playlist and had a heart to heart with a "gentleman" from the San Lorenzo Valley after he thoughtfully offered up the 'f' word (three letter word ending in ag). 99% of the time, I simply let those knuckle heads do their thing and then I call them in as a potential drunk driver (I have a really good sense of smell). However, this time was a little different - I think it had to do with the fact that we kept passing each other in heavy traffic due to road construction on hwy 9. Those of you that pedal with me know that I try to avoid hwy 9 at all costs (this new road was just too good though).

I tried to put myself in his shoes as I slowly approached his vehicle in bumper to bumper traffic in the bike lane. I took my sun glasses off so we could make some uncomfortable eye contact as we waited for the pilot car to turn around. It truly is awkward for the yeller and the yellee (not as much) when these situations arise. The funny thing about being on a bike is that you can maneuver in and out of traffic much easier than a maroon Honda accord can especially when cars are inches from your front and rear bumper. The vehicle on his rear bumper...wait for it...a CHP. The officer who happens to know me very well, was kind enough to let me lean against his vehicle as we slowly crept along. We did the obligatory finger pointing and chuckling. Traffic started to flow, so I rolled up to the Honda and simply said, "its because of my European under-jersey right?".

For the record:
I only rocked my Craft under-jersey to dinner once on a bet with Joe Pettinger.

Steel WÜl Trivia - The Three Amigos...

After painstakingly crunching the numbers, I figured you are looking at over 1.8 million miles of pedal pushing between these three gentlemen. One is known for his frames, one is known for his one-liners and one is known for his bruiser calves and wicked fast sprint. If you don't know who these folks are, you need to  immediately brush up on your Santa Cruz cycling culture as they are the backbone of local cycling. 

Question: Name these folks.. (first correct answer takes home a SW t-shirt)

Answer: L to R Tim Neenan, Kelly Robertson, Gerry Brown (Greg Pell with the correct answer)

click to check out Tim's story
 Lighthouse Cycles :

"I'm four days of Dunkirk!" - WÜleurisms

• Does this frame look carbon on me?
• I think this road goes through…
• Hurry up and hop the gate…
• There is only one dog and he’s pretty friendly- I think...
• Dave, you’re only hurting your friends back here
• I am 6% sure that this flattens out eventually
• It’s just around the corner…
• Does this have Nutela in it?
• We are almost there..
• That’s the last of the climbing..
• Tell them you are with me
• Are the Giro guys meeting us?
• Between you and me, there are 3 more climbs
• Tell them we are looking for Mark Hunsbedt 
• Tell them we’re lost..
• Act like we don’t speak English
• Tell him that his pot plants are still there…
• This ride is over..
• I believe Shap owns this route
• Let’s get some tacos..
• I think Shap owns this one also
• I think that guy was waving at us, or not – maybe we should pick it up a bit
• I road this when I was 16 and I don’t remember it being this steep
• Does anyone have anymore duct tape?
• Whatever you do don’t look back
• Is that a gun show at the Junction Bar?
• If I'm not out in 5 min - just leave without me
• This is steep, but at least it’s really hot out
• Don’t worry it eventually turns to dirt..
• Just take the derailer completely off...
• How many tubes does the group have left?
• Don't worry, I think the county has an easement here.. 
• Just take the spoke and wrap it around another one...
• You can almost see the top from here- I think that’s the top
• Is this a Stage Road?
• Just pull the cable all the way out and use your little ring..
• I think Steinbeck drove his truck on this road
• Don’t drink that water
• Ask that guy if this goes through
• Did that sign really say 90 miles to Hearst Castle? Did I say 150 - I meant 190.
• Don't drink that water either
• I will trade you that snickers for this slim jim
• OK…Ask that guy if it used to go through
• Who is caring the megalodon tooth?
• Tell him I’m a Cabela’s Reps on a photo shoot
• Is there going to be hot chocolate on this Boogie?
• How many root beers do we have left?
• I don’t know…Maybe he crashed
• Did my dad miss the turn or are we going really fast?
• Let’s pray we don’t flat on this section
• Hold on guys…I broke my bars again
• Is that guy on 23c tires?
• I thought we said silky..
• I thought we said gentlemen’s pace..
• I got dropped by Paul Willerton right around here
• I got dropped by Paul Willerton right here also...and over there
• I’m 4 days of Dunkirk and nursing a saddle sore..
• Should I get one or six of these for Dougie?
• How many folks do we have today?
• Hold on... let me find a nice stick
• I didn't see a sign, did you see the sign?
• Does this jersey look plastic on me?
• Are we stopping for food?
• What is your definition of "through"?
• We better be stopping for food!
• When are we stopping for food?
• Let's stop at that bakery.
• Can I get one in a bag to go?
• Are you guys gonna eat anything?

"If this road doesn't go through, its a damn shame!"

Monterey Greyhound - Jock Boyer

"If you have enough willpower and you want something bad enough, you can get your body to do anything...anything" - Jock Boyer 1985 Race Across America





Jock is the most underrated world class cyclist of all time. His resume reads like an freaking Odyssey - with everything from a Coors Classic GC win to Race Across America including the first American to race the TdF (5 tours and 12th overall). He won RAAM in 1985 after folks told him that a TdF racer could never win an endurance event. Not only did he prove them wrong, but he decided to win RAAM again in 2006 at the age of 51.

He was also involved in the folkloric episode of the 1982 World Road Race where he and LeMond would have to agree to disagree for life. Boyer ended up in the break however, he was not known for his sprint, so LeMond (who could absolutely lay it down in a sprint) decided that he had a better chance of winning and bridged up to the break. That plan seemed to be working well for the Americans with one small exception which happened to be glued to LeMond's wheel and did I mention that this exception had to have his cycling shorts custom made to accommodate his quads - Giuseppe Saronni. LeMond bridged Giuseppe right on up to the break and they took Gold (Saronni) and Silver (LeMond).

For the record:
Jock has paid his debt to society and is working on Project Rowanda. The last time I saw Jock I was painting a fire hydrant on the corner of Broadway and Highland in the city of Seaside and he was pushing a huge gear (just like 85' RAAM) and he gave me a puzzled double take as I yelled out, "go Greyhound". My blue collar brothers were not as impressed with the skinny pedal pusher as I was - go figure.