Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Morgan Hill business seeking new PR officer...

Public relations officer wanted for $500 million dollar company

Job description

PR officers use all forms of media and communication to build, maintain and manage the reputation of their clients (and clean up their tarnished reputation). These range from public bodies or services to businesses and voluntary organizations. They communicate key messages (don't attack random coincidental fictitious business name statements), often using third party endorsements, to defined target audiences in order to establish and maintain goodwill and understanding between an organization and its public. PR officers need to have a solid understanding of the spirit of the law and the letter of the law, and ramifications associated with those. 

Public relations is about managing reputation (not destroying it). This career field aims to fair understanding and support for clients as well as to influence opinion and behavior (not to ostracize folks simply because it is the "law")

PR officers monitor publicity and conduct research to find out the concerns and expectations of an organizations stakeholders. They then report and explain the findings to its management (for example; people hate us).

click to read the shit show left by the out going PR officer:

Innovate or die - is this model creating a negative image based on fear in the workplace?

For the record:
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  1. I'm thinking about putting in for this position. My closing statement would include a PowerPoint presentation demonstrating that you can still make $500 million without the drama. 'Innovate or die' also known as 'planned obsolescence'.

  2. I saw am add for Smuckers Jam Company marketing a "NO CRUST" PB&J that comes in the shape of a disc and in a wrapper! WTF, Is this innovative... or dying??