Dear Lonely Road,
Are you feeling left out? Are cyclists simply "avoiding" you for no good reason? Never had a Peleton gracefully negotiate your pot holes? Have you been deemed "unsafe" for road cycling? Well look no further my unappreciated gravely friend.
The Steel Wül Cycle Club is a non-bias group of cyclists who are actively seeking out new roads to pedal their steeds over. We will ride just about any road surface that resembles a road or even a "former" road. We have opened up our application process to San Mateo, Santa Cruz, San Benito, Santa Clara, and Monterey Counties. We will be reviewing the applications and selecting the roads under the following criteria: length, gravel texture, scenery, incline, decline, foliage, barbwire fence (mandatory), unique sign postings ("no trespassing" or "rough road" encouraged), any road prefaced with "old" or "stage", small creek crossings acceptable, and any road that makes you feel like your "getting away" with something and or allows you to relax and forget just about everything.
So if you feel like you have what it takes to be placed on the Steel Wül ride calendar, submit your completed application and return it to Steel Wül CC Headquarters, Santa Cruz, Ca.
Founder, Steel Wül Cycle Club