Meet Bruce McTyrebyter. He is one of three applicants who have made the final cut for the Steel Wül security job. We are almost through his extensive background check. His parole agent recommended that he give back to the cycling community and offer up his unrivaled "security" skills. His resume states he only did a "nickel" in Chino and that he was innocent and don't "hate". I was a little concerned during the phone interview when I could hear his "buddies" in the background asking what flavor tires we ride.