Sunday, April 28, 2013

Giro / Steel WÜl Spring Sportive



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Someone created a monster - DP was an Olympic caliber long distance swimmer for 20 years, he recently turned to road cycling, his kids are now in school 8 hours a day, he has "mandatory" physical training while protecting our state beaches four days a week, he has his own siogner acupuncturist as a spouse and he is eligible for retirement in 4.5 years. Come on Dan, with that line up you no longer need to look over your shoulder on the steep stuff because...you've done dropped them all.

For the record: Dan was chasing  SF Mash rider Dominic "Steve" Giovani for the unofficial KOM







Thursday, April 18, 2013

Boca Dam Boogie Cross Country - 1986


We found this little jem at Grandma WÜleur's house. Jeff Hoover was kind enough to give me those bull moose bars. These were the days when mountain bikers were more concerned with having enough water verses having enough "extreme" speed. I can't remember if this was before or after Matt (Kissinger) and I got exposed to giardia. We kept things pretty simple that summer all we needed were our- Chuck Taylors, vuarnet sunglasses, fanny packs, suntour shifters, chain tool, crochet gloves, and cheese whiz & crackers. Matt is now a petroleum engineer in Azerbaijan via Alaska. Oh to be 5' 9" & 130 lbs again.




Giardia Lamblia in all its glory

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Steel WÜl Trivia - Sep Wolf



Question: What BMX track is this and what year?


Hint: Sep and I probably just finished watching the original Red Dawn, had a couple of pop tarts, and Mary Lou Retton was already a house hold name and folks just started planning for a large "festival" in Vancouver. 




Red Dawn

Mary Lou Retton 


Friday, April 12, 2013

I'm So Glad as well



Jack Bruce still sounds damn good.


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Shocks were designed for people who need shocks


Word on the street is that Mt Larry Hibbard was feeling kind and opted to race the "fast" age group at the CCCX Fort Ord in stead of embarrassing his contemporaries. Unfortunately for those folks 15 years his junior, he still issued a good old fashion ass whooping and added another Gold Medal to his collection. When I asked him how he won he simply said, "Some dude was chasing me-and I never let him catch me". This race did finish with a gnarly downhill section, kinda makes you wonder about over-suspensionization of our bicycles.


For the record:
The cycling gods were out in force as they issued him hwy 395 as a number. Larry road his mountain bike from Santa Cruz to Mammoth for a World Cup Race.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Meet Your Maker - Santa Cruz - April 13th


Come on out an support / mingle with your local builders. If we play our cards right, we'll probably even get dropped by some of them...

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Pop Warner is too dangerous - Pop Wheelie is great



Sean Co's son is silky smooth as he negotiates some beautiful terrain. If you were to recalculate the size of that boulder he kicked loose in relation to his size, it would roughly be the size of a yoga ball to an adult. A dad who takes him to paradise for mountain bike rides and a National TT Champion for a mom - look out world!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Alexi...It wasn't my idea, but you have to admit...

Ok...today I will come clean and admit to a prank that I was in on involving Alexi Grewal twenty two years ago. Let me set the stage for you.  I was seventeen and flanked by Justin Morgan, Chris Bauman, Simone Giachino, Tyler Kettenberg, Hans Bielat, Adam Riemer, and Chad Gerlach (enough said). We were in Wyoming for the 91' Casper Classic. I believe it all started with Justin launching bottle rockets out of the hotel window into the parking lot after the prologue.

Alexi tested positive prior to Casper and blamed it on a twelve pack of poppy seed muffins he ate before a race. We were in the same hotel as Coors Light and after a couple of stages we noted that Alexi happened to be staying on our floor. Word had spread through the peloton regarding Alex's affinity towards poppy seed muffins.

Our tomfoolery started off with some old fashion door bell ditching where we would leave him a twelve  pack of mini poppy seed muffins. The elevator rides started to get a little nerve racking as I was pretty sure he suspected the California juniors. At this point, his defense was common knowledge in the cycling world. Like clockwork, the muffins would show up everyday at his hotel room door. After a while we were leaving poppy seed muffins in the elevator, front lobby, stairwell, and ashtrays.

Alexi had a unique view of bicycle racing. He once said the only reason he races is that it is so damn easy. His 84' Olympic gold medal is still the greatest finish in cycling history regardless as to what he was on.

For the record:
The last time I saw Alexi was in 94' after the Mike Nields Memorial Stage Race in Colorado. We were out training in Ward and a skeleton of a man flew out of a dusty trail-head on a lugged Serrota onto the road in front of us. He took one look back and dropped us immediately.

Casper Classic

tomfoolery...

birds-eye view of Wayne Morgan grabbing a $1000 crowd prime


Simone, Justin, Jake, & Chris


Alexi the tactician & Bauer
LA games 84'







Monday, March 18, 2013

Acrophobia: fear of pedaling in Hitchcock country...

...without a mussette bag full of Nutella 

        

the approach to Henrieta Peak

the crux...


calling all greyhounds- (Dain & Carmi), the road has turned skyward....wait for me at the top



Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Normally I don't engage, but today was different...

I did what any road cyclist would do after being floored by the infamous Santa Cruz Rhino Virus for the last few weeks - I chipped out a solo ride in the mountains, found two new roads, pedaled to my daughters latest playlist and had a heart to heart with a "gentleman" from the San Lorenzo Valley after he thoughtfully offered up the 'f' word (three letter word ending in ag). 99% of the time, I simply let those knuckle heads do their thing and then I call them in as a potential drunk driver (I have a really good sense of smell). However, this time was a little different - I think it had to do with the fact that we kept passing each other in heavy traffic due to road construction on hwy 9. Those of you that pedal with me know that I try to avoid hwy 9 at all costs (this new road was just too good though).

I tried to put myself in his shoes as I slowly approached his vehicle in bumper to bumper traffic in the bike lane. I took my sun glasses off so we could make some uncomfortable eye contact as we waited for the pilot car to turn around. It truly is awkward for the yeller and the yellee (not as much) when these situations arise. The funny thing about being on a bike is that you can maneuver in and out of traffic much easier than a maroon Honda accord can especially when cars are inches from your front and rear bumper. The vehicle on his rear bumper...wait for it...a CHP. The officer who happens to know me very well, was kind enough to let me lean against his vehicle as we slowly crept along. We did the obligatory finger pointing and chuckling. Traffic started to flow, so I rolled up to the Honda and simply said, "its because of my European under-jersey right?".

For the record:
I only rocked my Craft under-jersey to dinner once on a bet with Joe Pettinger.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Steel WÜl Trivia - The Three Amigos...


After painstakingly crunching the numbers, I figured you are looking at over 1.8 million miles of pedal pushing between these three gentlemen. One is known for his frames, one is known for his one-liners and one is known for his bruiser calves and wicked fast sprint. If you don't know who these folks are, you need to  immediately brush up on your Santa Cruz cycling culture as they are the backbone of local cycling. 


Question: Name these folks.. (first correct answer takes home a SW t-shirt)

Answer: L to R Tim Neenan, Kelly Robertson, Gerry Brown (Greg Pell with the correct answer)

click to check out Tim's story
 Lighthouse Cycles :




Wednesday, March 6, 2013

"I'm four days of Dunkirk!" - WÜleurisms




  • Does this frame look carbon on me?
  • I think this road goes through…
  • Hurry up and hop the gate…
  • There is only one dog and he’s pretty friendly- I think...
  • Dave, you’re only hurting your friends back here
  • I am 6% sure that this flattens out eventually
  • It’s just around the corner…
  • Does this have Nutela in it?
  • We are almost there..
  • That’s the last of the climbing..
  • Tell them you are with me
  • Are the Giro guys meeting us?
  • Between you and me, there are 3 more climbs
  • Tell them we are looking for Mark Hunsbedt 
  • Tell them we’re lost..
  • Act like we don’t speak English
  • Tell him that his pot plants are still there…
  • This ride is over..
  • I believe Shap owns this route
  • Let’s get some tacos..
  • I think Shap owns this one also
  • I think that guy was waving at us, or not – maybe we should pick it up a bit
  • I road this when I was 16 and I don’t remember it being this steep
  • Does anyone have anymore duct tape?
  • Whatever you do don’t look back
  • Is that a gun show at the Junction Bar?
  • If I'm not out in 5 min - just leave without me
  • This is steep, but at least it’s really hot out
  • Don’t worry it eventually turns to dirt..
  • Just take the derailer completely off...
  • How many tubes does the group have left?
  • Don't worry, I think the county has an easement here.. 
  • Just take the spoke and wrap it around another one...
  • You can almost see the top from here- I think that’s the top
  • Is this a Stage Road?
  • Just pull the cable all the way out and use your little ring..
  • I think Steinbeck drove his truck on this road
  • Don’t drink that water
  • Ask that guy if this goes through
  • Did that sign really say 90 miles to Hearst Castle? Did I say 150 - I meant 190.
  • Don't drink that water either
  • I will trade you that snickers for this slim jim
  • OK…Ask that guy if it used to go through
  • Who is caring the megalodon tooth?
  • Tell him I’m a Cabela’s Reps on a photo shoot
  • Is there going to be hot chocolate on this Boogie?
  • How many root beers do we have left?
  • I don’t know…Maybe he crashed
  • Did my dad miss the turn or are we going really fast?
  • Let’s pray we don’t flat on this section
  • Hold on guys…I broke my bars again
  • Is that guy on 23c tires?
  • I thought we said silky..
  • I thought we said gentlemen’s pace..
  • I got dropped by Paul Willerton right around here
  • I got dropped by Paul Willerton right here also...and over there
  • I’m 4 days of Dunkirk and nursing a saddle sore..
  • Should I get one or six of these for Dougie?
  • How many folks do we have today?
  • Hold on... let me find a nice stick
  • I didn't see a sign, did you see the sign?
  • Does this jersey look plastic on me?
  • Are we stopping for food?
  • What is your definition of "through"?
  • We better be stopping for food!
  • When are we stopping for food?
  • Let's stop at that bakery.
  • Can I get one in a bag to go?
  • Are you guys gonna eat anything?



"If this road doesn't go through, its a damn shame!"



Monday, March 4, 2013

Monterey Greyhound - Jock Boyer

"If you have enough willpower and you want something bad enough, you can get your body to do anything...anything" - Jock Boyer 1985 Race Across America





Jock is the most underrated world class cyclist of all time. His resume reads like an freaking Odyssey - with everything from a Coors Classic GC win to Race Across America including the first American to race the TdF (5 tours and 12th overall). He won RAAM in 1985 after folks told him that a TdF racer could never win an endurance event. Not only did he prove them wrong, but he decided to win RAAM again in 2006 at the age of 51.

He was also involved in the folkloric episode of the 1982 World Road Race where he and LeMond would have to agree to disagree for life. Boyer ended up in the break however, he was not known for his sprint, so LeMond (who could absolutely lay it down in a sprint) decided that he had a better chance of winning and bridged up to the break. That plan seemed to be working well for the Americans with one small exception which happened to be glued to LeMond's wheel and did I mention that this exception had to have his cycling shorts custom made to accommodate his quads - Giuseppe Saronni. LeMond bridged Giuseppe right on up to the break and they took Gold (Saronni) and Silver (LeMond).

For the record:
Jock has paid his debt to society and is working on Project Rowanda. The last time I saw Jock I was painting a fire hydrant on the corner of Broadway and Highland in the city of Seaside and he was pushing a huge gear (just like 85' RAAM) and he gave me a puzzled double take as I yelled out, "go Greyhound". My blue collar brothers were not as impressed with the skinny pedal pusher as I was - go figure.




Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Steel WÜl Trivia - California's Bravest



Question:
Who is this cycling machine?

Answer: 
Mark Caldwell


For the record: I do believe he has a closet full of Gold Medals from the Firefighter Olympics and a few state and national titles to boot.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Copperopolis RR - a trip down memory lane..

I only raced Copperopolis 3 or 4 times back in the early 90's but each race always left an impression on me.

Here are a few memories I just can't shake: 

  • The hellacious wind coming off the reservoir right on your nose
  • Kevin Livingston dropping the remnants of the field off at the top of the climb like he was a school bus driver
  • Chad Gerlach verbally eviscerating his dad in the feed zone. "don't tell me how to race, Dude!"
  • Counting all 9 souls left in the break when it was the district road race championships
  • LGBRC guy climbing back up to the road with a stick poking out of his helmet & collarbone out of this kit
  • Racing my own "teammates" when it was part of the Gold Nugget Stage Race - 1992
  • Poaching water bottles in the feed zone from some guys very patient girlfriend
  • After turning senior, forgetting that we had to do 5 laps
  • Camping out in a baseball dugout the night before with Hunter Allen, Eric Rekkas, and Kev McGillicuddy
  • Watching Kevin Livingston try to kick in the side of his Saturn vehicle claiming they were dent resistant
  • Hanging on to Trent Klasna and Jimmy Robinson as if my life depended on it


It is a coarse of beauty!


Got any memories of this California Classic?

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Ode to old school ,oh yea... & Joy


I know it's rare these days but every once and awhile we get to witness a person display their skill set or pass down a trick-to-the-trade with only a pencil and paper. Corporations prefer to have everything digital forcing you to maneuver through the advertisements ultimately wearing you down (the numbers don't lie). Olive's piano teacher Marylin had to rely on her mind (no electronics) and sketched out 'Ode to Joy' during her lesson because we somehow misplaced the official lesson book. I wasn't paying much attention to the lesson until I recognized the tune she was slowly playing as she dictated it one note at a time. I know there are lots of amazing teachers of different subjects out in the world who probably have never been thanked or appreciated for their service. To those folks, I want to thank you for passing on the knowledge. 



Marylin's fine work...

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Steel WÜl club kit available until February 25th...





WÜleurs here is the link to order a SW kit directly to your doorstep
Order closes on Feb 25th!
Feel free to pass it on to friends and family...



1. Click on this link to access your team order site: http://www.voler.com/custom/ordering/li/3163

2. Click on “LOGIN” to enter your Login/Billing Info. Click on “Create Account” to save the information and to create your new User ID and Password. You will automatically be directed to the home page for your team order.

3. Click on “Add Items to This Order" to gain access to the orderable products page. To place items to your shopping cart, click on the item you want to order, then the options you want to select, then the “add to bag” button. You can choose to “View Your Bag” or “Previous Page” (to continue shopping) after adding each item. Repeat these steps for each item you want to order.

4. After placing the last item you want to order in your shopping cart, click on “View Your Bag” to display the items. Carefully review the items and make any necessary modifications or deletions. Because each item is custom built, refunds and exchanges will not be accepted. After you have confirmed your order is correct, click on “Checkout” to complete the secure checkout process by entering your credit card payment information.

5. After you have completed the secure checkout process, an Order Confirmation will automatically be displayed and e-mailed to you for your records.

6. After the order deadline date has passed, you will no longer be able to access the order site. If you have not completed the checkout process for your order by this date, any items in your cart will be removed. The Order Deadline and the Order Ship Date are displayed on the order homepage. The Ship Date is the date that your order will be shipped directly to your Coordinator for distribution.

Thank you for your order. If you have any questions, please call 800-488-6537 and ask for assistance from a Voler Customer Service Representative, or send us an email at sales@voler.com.