Friday, March 30, 2012

Steel WÜl Trivia - 1987


photo by Andrew Carroll

Question:

What Santa Cruz bike shop sold lugged Team Fuji's with Suntour Sprint?

Answer:
The Dutchman - some folks might know the building as the former Paradise Surf Shop.

Peter Flanders once again with the answer.

Hint- Don't be fooled by the blue Spokesman Team jersey that Hugh gave me. If memory serves me correctly this was the day that AC and I went to clipless pedals.

Emergency Training - everyone does it....



Emergency Training aka - secret training, solo training, Yosemite training, last minuet training, oh my god I better start training training, wind-trainer training, roller training, and my favorite version is Andrew Carroll's midnight urban assault after everyone is in bed training.

For the first time in over a decade I found myself doing some "repeat" training. Even though this goes against every grain in my post racing body, it just felt like the right thing to do and I actually enjoyed it, however I still can't shake my bad memories of doing 6 10-minute intervals per Rob Parson's on Old Mount Madonna with Shane Kleopfer. I ended up out on Swanton Road and did a quadruple loop. The Conservation Crew that was working at the Casa Verde Cal Poly office thought I was lost.


Rules:

-Emergency Train a maximum of 3 times a year
-always go solo -no matter what
-get permission to ride first (this makes for a better return)
-pick your route well ahead of time so the mind doesn't wonder and get weak
-pick a route you are well familiar with
-avoid heavily traveled roads
-never end on a bad note
-always pick a loop never an out and back (yellow line fever)
-each loop should be faster than the previous
-don't ever admit you are on an Emergency Training ride if confronted


The following situations would call for Emergency Training:

-you spend more time changing diapers then changing chamois
-your bike has cobwebs on it
-your shorts are too big and jerserys are too small
-your leg warmers are starting to slip down
-your h2o bottles are growing things
-you have to loosen the straps on your helmet
-you claim the reason you got chipped on the Saturday ride was because BJM was there

Monday, March 26, 2012

Peter Green - picked Les Paul over Bob Jackson



Our LP player is out of service at the moment so I had to listen to some Peter Green via the inter-web. He and Jeff Beck always remind me of the legendary road racers of the 60's and 70's. If you think about it they lived very similar lives as the racers of the Merckx and De Vlaeminck era. They were all born within months of each other. They all had incredible talent which took them all over the world as they reached superstar status. Their original style is timeless as every generation has mimicked them ever since. Peter taught Clapton and Page a thing or two about playing while using a 1959 Gibson Les Paul.

His lyrical inspiration is obviously from cycling:

'I can't help about the good shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to'

Who said that? Tom Simpson?

Steel WÜL Trivia - Hellyer Park

Question:
Name these two cyclists.

Answer:
Greg LeMond & Smilin' George Mount

Peter Flanders and Peter Johnson with the correct answer.


photo by Jobst Brandt



George


LeMond was pushed into the barrier by the Belgian De Marteleire and he was subsequently relagated to 2nd at the Worlds in Argentina 1979 allowing Greg to pull on the wool World Champ jersey.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Big Wave Promoter: looking to hair for inspiration

As Mavericks swell window comes to an end on March 31st promoters seek out surf-able hairdos for the first annual finger board surf contest.


This pedal pusher has got to be a finalist. Thank god for male pattern baldness!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Rules of engagement by Sir Eddy Price......

Folks- Don't ever question a Price when it comes to cycling.

The large group that cycle in formation through Aptos every Saturday morning around 8:30 am appears well organized-but it is not. The riders gather from disparate origins at O’Neil’s near the yacht harbor each Saturday at 8:00 am for a 40 to 85 mile ride that is fixed by tradition. They are bound by no written rules, they carry no clipboards, they hear no whistles, and no one is in charge. They live instead by an unwritten code more stringent than anything that could be put on paper. This unwritten code of conduct extends to behavior; ride a straight line, don’t overlap someone’s rear wheel, stop at all signs and lights, ride to the right of the roadway, and point out hazards on the road to others, the code extends to safety; ride single file, wear a helmet, don’t brake suddenly, never lead unless you know the way and finally, the code extends to attire; wear cycling shoes, shorts, jersey, gloves and of course a helmet.

Thus, when a neophyte appears and violates any part of the code, peer pressure is unleashed. One such person wobbled in on an old Peugeot cycle with aerobars several years ago, demonstrating an earnest desire to ride with the best, but showing he knew little about how to dress for the occasion. As he rode through the peleton (moving formation of cyclists), mutterings from the group yielded such labels as “”warning”, “danger” and “hazard”. But safety was not the issue, appearance was. This neophyte was wearing jockey shorts under his Lycra bike shorts and the outline of his undergarment showed through for all to see.

This was more than the unofficial “monsignor” (Kelly Robinson) of the group could handle. The normally mellow and docile “old man of cycling” or OMK (Old Man Kelly) who always had an encouraging word for the new rider in the group blurted out “panties in the pace-line”. The phrase was picked up by others in the group and it spread like wildfire through the pack. In time, the violator became acquainted with his transgression and took corrective measures, but it was too late. Even after becoming an accomplished rider, even to the point of challenging the most experienced riders on the hills of San Andreas road, he had earned a nickname that stuck early and would never be removed. He is now and will be forevermore known as Underwear Man.

-Eddy Price

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Eastside's Peace Man - hard at work / play



We stopped to enjoy some of Peace Man's wonderful work on the eastside. We thought about asking him to mock up a SW for us, then quickly realized that he obviously has bigger fish to fry.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

'The Pedaling Man' Cricket Magazine April, 1976

Mama WÜleur stumbled upon a stack of Cricket books from the 70's at our school book swap and Olive and I immediately discovered the 'Pedaling Man' by Russell Hoban. It made us think of a certain Steel WÜleur who pedaled his bike from Paris to Brest and back in the wind and weather.

The Pedaling Man

We put him on the roof and we painted him blue,
And the pedaling man know what to do-
He just pedaled, yes he pedaled:
He rode through the night with the wind just right
And he rode clear into the morning,
Riding easy, riding breezy, riding
Slow in the sunrise and the wind out of the east.

A weather vane was what he was-
Cast-iron man with sheet-iron propeller, riding a
Worm gear, holding a little steering wheel,
Iron legs pumping up and down-show him a
Wind and he'd go. Work all day and
All his pay was the weather. Nights, too,
We'd lie in bed and hear him
Creak up there in the dark as he
Swung into the wind and worked up speed,
Humming and thrumming so you could
Feel it all through the house-
The more wind, the faster he went, right through
Spring, summer, and fall.

He rode warm winds out of the south,
Wet winds out of the east, and the
Dry west winds, rode them all with a Serious iron face. Hard-nosed, tight-mouthed
Yankee-looking kind of an iron man.
"Show me a wind and I'll go," he said.
"I'm a pedaling fool and I'm heading for weather."
The weather came and he kept on going, right into
Winter, and the wind out of the north and no letup-
We lived on a hill, and wind was what we got a lot of.

-Russell Hoban

Steel Wul Trivia - NCL

Question:
Name 5 Santa Cruz County cyclists who raced in the infamous National Cycling League (NCL).

What is the NCL?
In July of 1991 Peter O'Neil introduced the NCL to America with the inaugural race in San Diego. With Santa Cruz being a mecca for road racers we had our fair share in that race. He organized the teams through cities modeled after the NFL or NBA and they would travel through out the US racing criterium style crowd pleasers and each rider was paid $500 to $2,500 per race. It was the US version of kermese racing.


I will give you the easy one:

1. Freddy Markham
2. Andy Paulin
3. Ed Goulet
4. Mike Batton
5. Brian Marks
6. Matt Morris

Friday, March 16, 2012

Steel Wül Trivia - Multi-Discipline Worlds

Question:
Name the American who has competed in 4 different disciplines of the World Cycling Championships.

Answer:
The late great Steve Larsen

Steve represented the US at the World Pro Road Race, World Pro MT. Bike Cross Country, World Pro Cyclocross, World Pro Track Team Pursuit, and as an added bonus he did the World Championships Ironman in Kona.

Steel Wüleur Kev McGill posted the correct answer.

My last memory of Steve was on the Santa Cruz Saturday Ride and he was sporting his Motorola kit with Brent Marks.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Post-Pedal Neuro Synaptic Recal


I am going to name this one 633K (thats how many feet the ride was)

A neuron (play /ˈnjʊərɒn/ NEWR-on; also known as a neurone or nerve cell) is an electrically excitable cell that processes and transmits information by electrical and chemical signaling.

Have you ever had one of those rides that just sticks with you for days, weeks, months? You know the kind I am thinking of - the ones that you can recall upon which put a huge smile on your face. Well I had one of those recently and for some reason I felt inspired to retrace my entire ride with my eyes shut using a ball point pen and some scratch paper. It was strangely satisfying to retrace every road, turn, and hill blindly from memory. I sat down and taped a few sheets of paper together, closed my eyes and relived the ride again. If you have a favorite ride hidden in your hippocampos somewhere please share it with us.


Remember- Ion Channels and Adenosine triphosphate keeps us pedaling our bikes


ATP

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Levy the Water & the Windmill


View of Henrietta Peak on Lone Tree Rd. (3,626')

Only miles to San Luis Reservoir from top of Henrietta Peak

AC and I revisited Lone Tree Rd for the first time in 20 years (almost to the day) and forgot how desolate it is out there. The last time I rode this peak I was with Joe Pettinger, Ryan Barrett, Ian Carver, and James Newman. This ride is used by BJM to tighten up the belt in the winter months. I know some Steel Wüleurs that will absolutely dig this boogie. This is going to the front of the SW ride list!


Steel Wül Musette report:

(2) croissant cream cheese / strawberry sandos (homemade)
(2) Peanut Butter Cliff
(1) Coca Cola
(1) chicken taco
(2) chocolate chip cookies
(1) almond snicker bar
(1) peanut butter snicker bar
(1) goo (shoulder tapped AC for that one)
(3) bottles h2o
(1) Gatorade
(1) bag of Sea Salt Chips

After looking at these numbers, I would be lucky to have zeroed out those calories. Good thing it was a buck 20+. Know wonder my stomach was feeling a little "funny".

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Happy Birthday Sista Wüleur


photo op - on a needed break from our calzone fest (13)


Happy 40th to my sister Megan Grenier. She was the one that taught me how to hop the 54A out of Aptos in 84' and take that bad boy to the Capitola Mall and buy a 1/4 pound of mini cookies from the Cookie Cupboard. The feeling of freedom we got from that 20 min bus ride was almost as good as the day we discovered we could pedal our bikes all the way to Kamian's Pharmacy at the Deer Park Mall and buy as much candy as we could fit in our pockets. To this day anytime I hear Talking Heads, Steel Pulse, or UB40 it makes me think of her. I remember bragging to my friends that my sister hangs out at Mr. Toots coffee and she might take us with her. She was always one step ahead of anyone her age.


For the record:
A Metro ride is still only 2 bucks.


Friday, March 2, 2012

King Cage - in a word.............Simple!

Check out Ron Andrews (owner of King Cage) make one of his indestructible bottle cages (stainless & Ti) at the 2012 NAHMBS. I would like to see a carbon cage manufacturer punch one out without using a respirator or glue in 42 seconds. I have roughly 75K miles on my King Ti cages and they look the same as the day I bought them and I've never lost a bottle. Unfortunately for Ron you will only need to purchase them once.

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Monday, February 27, 2012

Steel Wül Trivia - Le Blaireau

Question:

How many times did Hinault race Roubaix before his 1981 victory and what did he say after he won?

Answer:

He did Roubaix only once (won it) and claimed it was a stupid race and vowed to never do it again.

Old School Steel Wuleur Kev McGill emailed the correct answer.



You can say want you want about Hinault but there is absolutely no arguing he was / is the hardest man in cycling history. The only contemporary TdF contender who could come close to winning Roubaix is Cadel. The Moser group thought they had it made in the shade when Hinault crashed. All that did was add a little fuel to his fire and took all the pressure off him.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Steel Wül Math - Italian wool - $13.47 Chinese wool - $180.00

I have been looking for a pair of wool knickers for quite a while and I am delighted to say that the 13 dollar and 47 cent Italian military knickers that showed up today are amazing! They are 100% wool, double lined in the seat, and have four deep pockets. It was worth skipping out on a couple cups of coffee and a pastry to pay for them. There are a couple of cycling companies out there that offer similar versions (one version made in China) for $180.

A work buddy turned me on to the Sportsman's Guide for great wool products. He knows a thing or two about the elements considering he is a 29 year veteran CDF Fire Captain who runs Inmate Fire Fighters in Lassen County.

Check out Sportsman's Guide for wool t-shirts, sweaters and pants. The majority of the wool items are from western Europe military surplus. Did I mention they are brand new and perfect for commuting, hiking, gardening, walking, lounging, camping, tennis, soccer, tide pooling, yoga, tandem riding, climbing, BBQing, chicken coupe cleaning, frisbee, blackberry hunting, graffiti removal, and Blogging. Make sure to get a pair before Grant Peterson finds out about them as he would thoroughly enjoy them on a S24 hour-over-nighter on top of Mt. Diablo (summer or winter).

http://shop.sportsmansguide.com/net/search/eSearch.aspx?SearchTerms=knickers&eMode=






Steel Wül math problem #1.

If you had 180 dollars to spend on a pair of wool knickers and the knickers cost 13 dollars and 47 cents how many bags of chicken feed (20lbs bag) could you buy at 8 dollars a bag with the money left over?

Steel Wül math problem #2
If for some bizarre reason you were thinking about spending 180 dollars on a pair of Chinese knickers that cost 180 dollars, how many empty bags of chicken feed could you purchase with the money left over?

Monday, February 20, 2012

Steel Wül Trivia - "checking the pine tar"


Question:
Who was the first Junior male to cross the finish line at the 1995 US National Cyclocross Championships?


Answer:
Damon Kluck

Monty Worthington of Worthington Cycles posted the correct answer.


For the record:

Damon won the race by a large margin and just like George Brett he had an official take his weapon of choice only to charge him with using an "illegal" gear ratio for a junior rider. At the time, a junior could only pedal a gear that had a 94" roll out or less. The irony of the situation was that this only would have been an advantage on a open road downhill sprint. In reality he was probably at a disadvantage given the fact that it was snowing in Mass that year and they basically ran with their bikes. Knowing Damon he probably just shrugged his shoulders and moved on. Realizing that this was a ridicules rule the USCF abolished it later that year and never granted Damon his National Title. The awards ceremony must have been a little anticlimactic for Tim Johnson however, he has made up for it with at least a half a dozen National Titles since then.


Friday, February 17, 2012

In good hands - Caletti Cycles

I snuck in a buck and some change on Saturday with the usual suspects and was blown away with the new ride. I would not change a damn thing. I love the look on folks faces when they pick it up and do a double take. Its amazing what an artist can do with modern steel. Thanks again John.



After seeing my finished SW Caletti for some reason I immediately thought of the 5 "S's" refereed to when inspecting a fine tuned wildland fire tool (Pulaski & McLeod)

1. Straight - as an arrow (no curves here)
2. Strong - need I even ask
3. Secure - like a blanket
4. Smooth - as silk
5. Sharp - looking (thanks Apple)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Mr. Money Mustache- keeping us on our bikes!



When I was 18 my dad gave me the ultimate gift -one that keeps on giving, a copy of "Your money or your life" by Joe Dominguez (RIP) and Vicky Robin. His timing could not have been better as the "knowledge thinking" revolution had reared its ugly head in the late 80's. My last year of high school I witnessed the decommission of auto shop, wood shop, electronics, small engine repair, and ROP programs as these silly blue collar trades according to school administrators just simply did not have a place in our soon to be computer dominated world. Boy were they dead wrong just ask Mathew Crawford PhD and author of "Shop Class as Soul Craft". You can't outsource a broken water heater or head gasket just ask my high school buddy (no formal education) who bangs down 6 figures doing water heaters on the weekends. He would get a kick out of the fact that his daily rate always had a comma in it. You could argue that he is the new "knowledge thinker".

Little did my dad know that the infamous "knowledge thinkers" would eventually become the "cubical warriors" of the 90's and 2000's who directly contributed to the American bubble. Do you remember the days of all the 22 year old college grads who went by the term "consultant". When I was 22 I might have been able to consult for a lost inmate firefighter on the fire line but that's about it.

"Your money or your life" quickly became the defacto bible amongst my buddies and girlfriend(Mama Wuleur). It questioned your relationship with money. In other words, how much do you actually need versus how much you think you need, are you willing to trade your life energy hours getting more of it, and how many life energy hours do you even have left. We still quote mantras from that book when faced with marketing madness or buying blindness.

Mr. Money Mustache "financial freedom through badassity" has picked up where "your money or your life" has left off and has taken financial independence to a new level of frugality. You may ask, what does this have to do with cycling? The question should be, how did I ever find time to pedal before I cut out all the fluff (TV, car payments, ect..) out of my life? He will help you negotiate through the brainwashing we all have been exposed to regarding marketing and money.

Did I mention Mr. Money Mustache is an avid cyclist? Below is a little sample of what he is all about. This is a little piece written by his 3o year old retired buddy called 'The Marginal Utility of Money'. We are all on this spinning rock for one reason or another - I say we get together and take control of how we doll out the life hours.

Marginal Utility of Money
1. It forces you to realize that there’s a diminishing return in earning money.

Many people assume more money is always better, and they allow the potential for more money to be a carrot on a stick. They just keep pursuing it, never pausing to reflect on what they’re really after. It starts out with working a few hours of overtime, then 80 hours a week including weekend. Then they’re telling you how to dress. Next thing you know you’re 80 pounds overweight, divorced, and watching the news alone in the Marriot Suite’s at 6am on a Thursday, getting ready for a big sales pitch.

But once you recognize the marginal utility of money, and compare that to the marginal utility of your time, you can consciously decide to turn down money in order to gain more time – thereby regaining control of your life.

Check out MMM
http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/

For the record:
My highest earning year to date was also my worst cycling year on the books! And I have absolutly no idea where that money went. I am still waiting for Mathew Cole Scott to interview me for the question of the week in the Good Times so I can state my occupation as an unemployed bicycle racer currently working as a Battalion Chief.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Custom Calfee Dragonfly - Lugged Madness



This is a shot of Jed Wilson's custom D-fly handmade in Watsonville, Ca. Calfee can custom make just about anything you want including paint jobs. This trick buildup has tons of Enve components and electronic shifting, it would require lead fishing weights if one wanted to race it in a UCI race.